Above men? Probably.

* Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.

* Men play the game; women know the score.

* Women have two weapons - cosmetics and tears.

* Women prefer emotions to reasoning.

* A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.

* Women are necessary evils. :))

* Man loves little and often: Woman much and rarely.

* Women like silent men. They think they're listening.

* Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.

* Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

* A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.

* Men get laid, but women get screwed.

* Be to her virtues very kind, Be to her faults a little blind.

* If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.

* Women dress alike all over the world: they dress to be annoying to other women.

* Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat.

* All women are basically in competition with each other for a handful of eligible men.

* A woman wears her tears like jewelry.

* Trust rather a woman's instinct than a man's reason.

* The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve them.

* A woman can look both moral and exciting... if she also looks as if it was quite a struggle.

* Woman's virtue is man's greatest invention.

* Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue.

* You don't have to be anti-man to be pro-woman.

* To tell a woman everything she may not do is to tell her what she can do.

* It starts when you sink in his arms and ends with your arms in his sink.

* When women go wrong, men go right after them.

* A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's - That's because she changes it more often.

* God gave women intuition and femininity. Used properly, the combination easily jumbles the brain of any man.

To be continued.